Hey, don’t get us wrong, we like Robert Berdahl. And he’s probably going to be a solid leader for the six months he stands in as University president.
But we still are not content. Here’s some of the people we would have liked instead to lead our campus.
10. Cliff Harris — the most recent Duck to declare for the NFL Draft, but who’s going to want to pick up Kash “Nacho Cheese” Harris?
9. Gary Oldman
8. The Goddamned Batman
7. Kim Jong-un — just prepare to change his title right away to “Glorious Ruler”
6. Your mom, bro
5. The Honey Badger — no, not Tyrann Mathieu (because screw LSU)
4. THE Michael Ciaglo — we wanted to put him third, but he requested this placement
3. Vladimir Putin
2. The Pioneer Father — he’s seen enough of Johnson Hall to take over without a hitch
1. Richard Lariviere — we Stand With The Hat
Top 10 presidents we’d prefer to Robert Berdahl
January 17, 2012
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