There’s this guy named Osama bin Laden. Sunday he was killed. Americans went crazy. Stars and stripes flew around in the air, chants of USA poured from crowds and even Eugene residents hit the streets in the name of ‘merca. However, in case you didn’t get the chance to celebrate, here are 10 things you can do to celebrate the death of Osama bin Laden.
1) Make a really funny Yo Dawg or Motivational poster and share it with your FB friends
2) Photoshop Osama bin Laden still being alive, enjoying the sun in Costa Rica
3) Tequila shots (Cinco De Mayo)!
4) Show Donald Trump your birth certificate
5) Illegal fireworks
6) Spell Osama bin Laden’s name wrong @@Usama bin Landen?@@
7) Attempt to recover his body to shut up the naysayers
8) Wait around to see just what South Park is going to do to make fun of it
9) Run wildly down the streets waving your American Flag (We all know you already do that every Tuesday anyway.)
10) Nothing
Top ten things to do to celebrate Osama bin Laden’s death
Tyree Harris
May 3, 2011
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