Being situated at the top of the current building and trying to adequately cover the renovation, we at the Emerald have heard a lot about the plans for a new EMU. Here are ten things we’d like to see featured in the new EMU that haven’t already been discussed.
10. Offices for the Student Insurgent — because we want them to publish more, too
9. President Lariviere’s new executive office
8. A rave cave
7. Moving staircases from Hogwarts
6. 80-foot-tall statue of Erin Andrews
5. Opium den
4. Four Loko waterfall
3. Lasertag arena — because why wouldn’t you want a lasertag arena
2. An actual ivory tower
1. A dungeon — or a Batcave, Robin
Top 10 things we wish were in the new EMU
Daily Emerald
November 14, 2011
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