In light of Uncle Cliffy’s recent second-straight suspension for driving-related issues, the Opinion desk could have written some interesting satire about Mr. Harris’ legal battles. But we have class. Barely.
10. University hires SuperNanny Jo Frost@@http://jofrost.com/@@ to look after Harris for rest of school year
9. Eugene Police Department runs out of space for Harris’ alibis
8. Harris goes as DPS for Halloween, cited for fraud
7. Cliff Harris receives restraining order from all Eugene automobiles
6. Harris announced as new character on Bad Girls Club@@CE@@
5. EPD pulls over Cliff Harris for pulling keys out of pocket
4. Cliff Harris named Colorado’s MVP
3. In role reversal, Cliff Harris intercepts police car
2. Cliff Harris successfully, legally drives car
1. Men Without Hats hires Cliff Harris for revival of “Safety Dance”
Top 10: Cliff Harris headlines we should’ve written
October 31, 2011
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