Our college careers simply wouldn’t be complete without a good house party here and there. Whether it’s the Kappa Kappa Gamma liveout on East 19th Avenue and Hilyard Street, or the “Patty House,” students know there are a handful of houses that supply the University community with the most memorable venues, fattest parties and even some Eugene Police funding via an amazingly high MIP-per-capita ratio. Living in one of these houses is an endless party/noise complaint: Here are 10 signs that your house just might be one of them.

1. One of your roommates is involved in Fraternity and Sorority Life
2. Your house has a name
3. Your front porch is bigger than your living room
4. You have a beer bong tied to your flag pole, and a custom beer pong table
5. You’d wake up buzzed if you slept on your beer-stained carpet
6. You spend more on noise complaints than you do on food
7. The constant echo of House music
8. Dough Co. is a legitimate food group in your household
9. Your iPod has been stolen about 80 times
10. The cops know your house by the name you call it