Chants. I love them. Anybody who knows anything about me knows that I love chants. Have you ever seen me not chanting about something under my breath? My life is almost like an ongoing chant show. Chants are awesome. (Yes, I’m being sarcastic).
So, after the inauguration this morning, I decided to flip the channel from my beloved FOX News to C-Span 2. What were they showing? Yes, you guessed it: chants. Some liberal organization set up camp in D.C. to protest the inauguration of President Bush and, let me tell you, they had some freaking amazing chants. Here are some of my very favorites:
“Bush, Cheney, what do you say? How many kids did you kill today?” (How many kids did you kill today,
pro-abortion liberals?)
“George Bush, you can’t hide; we charge you with genocide!” (Okay, how about charging Saddam Hussein with genocide? Can we start there?)
“No justice, no peace! U.S. out of the Middle East!” (My vote was for getting the terrorists out of the Middle East … wait, what? Bush won the elections?)
“Racist, sexist, anti-gay! Bush, Cheney, go away!” (Sexist? Does the name Condoleezza Rice ring a bell? Oh, and she’s also black? Hmmh. Funky.)
These are just a few of the very best chants from today’s anti-inauguration hoopla. These guys have some amazing skills, I tell you. I can pretty much guarantee you that most anything they can fit to that beat will come out sounding pretty amazing. Seriously. I mean, these chants are so good, I find myself chanting them under my breath even though I support the Bush administration. Rock on, liberals.
Just remember, no matter what you do, no matter how much you chant, no matter how many protest parties you throw, we won. That’s it. Today, Jan. 20, 2005, it was made official. Four more years, baby.
Melissa F. Tucker
Eugene
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