Where did you spend your spring break? Was there wi-fi? Did you let your hair down and ignore the headlines? If you went off the grid or just binge-watched the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, here’s a refresher course on the week’s headlines.
‘Imagine’ Ted Cruz 2016?
Ted Cruz announced his presidential candidacy to the delight of Saturday Night Live writers, Monday. During a speech at Liberty University, Cruz announced that he is running for president with a Beatles-esque slogan, “Imagine.” This prompted the #TedCruzCampaignSlogans where twitter users came up with alternative slogans.
“I’m So Anti-Immigration That If I’m Elected I’ll Deport Myself” #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Ken Shadford (@kenshadford) March 23, 2015
A little context, Cruz was born in Canada.
You Betcha, I’m Crazy! #TedCruzCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/8CBduqOm7t
— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) March 24, 2015
Whatever happens, this year’s republican debates should be interesting.
I’m thrilled Cruz is running because the debates just went from “ugh do I really have to” to must-see TV. — Walter Hickey (@WaltHickey) March 23, 2015
X-Files are back
Rejoice, nerds! Mulder and Scully will be back for six episodes on FOX. That’s right, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will reprise their famous roles as two FBI agents investigating paranormal phenomena.
It’s been 13 years, hope my suits still fit. #XFilesReunion http://t.co/T8Yx6J8a5m pic.twitter.com/L1ZM9BzXCr
— David Duchovny (@davidduchovny) March 25, 2015
Zayn Malik goes a new direction?
That’s right. Zayn Malik is leaving One Direction, which will continue as a four person band. Teens, and a fair amount of adults, are shedding tears and composing tweets for 1D.
After five incredible years Zayn Malik has decided to leave OneDirection. Niall, Harry, Liam and Louis will continue as…
Posted by One Direction on Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Pizza -> Pope
That’s right. The Pope got a pizza delivered to the popemobile on Saturday. Rightfully, the internet FREAKED out. Check it out:
#papa #PapaFrancesco #napoli #love #instagood #me #smile #follow #cute #photooftheday #tbt #followme #tagsforlikes #girl #beautiful #happy #picoftheday #instadaily #food #swag #amazing #fashion #igers #fun #summer #instalike #bestoftheday #lapizzeriadelpapa #friends
A video posted by DonErnesto, la PizzeriaDelPapa (@don.ernesto) on
