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Oh my stars, you guys, it finally happened: Jessica Simpson had her quintuplets.
What? It was just one baby, you say? Well you couldn’t tell from these photos.
Yes, I just spent 20 minutes looking up those photos. And yes, there were more than a few “Sweet God!”s that were dropped. Remember when she used to look like this?
But hey, she’s making a human. She’s allowed to pack on a few pounds, or 90.
She named the baby Maxwell Drew Johnson. A fine name for what I’m sure is an adorable baby boy.
She’s arrived! @JessicaSimpson gave birth to baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson! 9lbs 13oz
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) May 1, 2012
WHAT?! It’s a girl? Named MAXWELL??
Stupid celebrities.
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My dad emailed me this picture earlier today. It’s pretty rockin’.
That may be the most relaxed animal I have ever seen. Kudos to you, cat!
Tweet of the Day: Emerald staffers’ favorite, Rob Delaney
I always get so sad when I see stories about missing or kidnapped children on TV & it’s not my stupid fatso niece Tina.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 2, 2012
Video of the Day:
Enjoy this classic “Arrested Development” exchange at least six times in a row — I promise you it gets funnier every time.
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