Judging by the Web comments on dailyemerald.com, there are a lot of reasons to dislike the Daily Emerald’s columnists. We got together, deliberated and picked out our favorite reasons why we’re just no good:
1. We have a strange aversion to Apple products.
2. We hug trees for breakfast.
3. We can’t write satire about the president.
4. We don’t drink or smoke and are clearly not cool.
5. One of us looks like a hamster in a cowboy hat. Apparently.
6. We approach slippery slopes.
7. Everything we write has to do with race.
8. We still haven’t burned our computers.
9. We aren’t politically correct.
10. Loving us is too easy.
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May 4, 2010
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