We’re going show the Democratic Party the same amount of love the Republican Party received last week, because we believe in equality, justice, socks and sandals.
Top 10 ways you know you’re a Democrat:
1) You take it to the man by posting an anti-corporation status on your Facebook — from your iPhone — while sipping on a Starbucks mocha frapp.
2) Tofu
3) You think your liberalism is a cure to your inherent intolerance.
4) You argue all day with your conservative parents about abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, religion and how much money they should give you this month.
5) It’s hard to see Jon Stewart through the haze…
6) You shout “save the environment” as you smoke hand-rolled cigarettes.
7) Well, at least you have white guilt.
8) Liberate the sweatshop workers (except the ones that make my Nikes)!
9) Ha, you thought “change” was real.
1o) You’re an ass (donkey), brah.
Top 10 reasons you know you’re a Democrat
Tyree Harris
May 17, 2011
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