Everybody always has a stock list of Halloween costumes: sexy witch, sexy fish, sexy anything. But if you’re looking for individuality, look no further; the Opinion desk has got you covered. Here are the top ten ways to tweak a costume constant.
10. Regular nurse
9. Diabetic vampire — he sucks your blood for the insulin
8. Mall cop
7. Just a cat
6. Cliff Harris — with a valid driver’s license
5. Perfect couple costume: Harry Potter and … Ron
4. Pale Snooki
3. Carmen Sandiego — the new Where’s Waldo
2. Sober, business-casual Ke$ha
1. Sexy Gandalf, bro
Top ten ways to tweak costume constants
October 24, 2011
More to Discover
