January 10, 2011 left a bad taste in many Duck fans’ mouths and the news of NCAA investigations have been troubling to say the least. Luckily, though, we’re now just one month away from watching LaMike tear it up against LSU in Dallas. However, it still couldn’t come soon enough.
1. NCAA investigations, scouting services, traffic tickets — we want, nay, need some good news.
2. With the news released last week about the handful of last year’s seniors being picked up in the NFL, it’s time to face facts — we’re an elite program.
3. September 3, Jerry World, national television, LSU? Opportunities abound to make a strong showing.
4. Looking at sexy pictures of Jeff Maehl Casey Matthews Isaac Remington
5. And I know you see us — on ESPN, nah nah nah, nah nah nah: We need that adrenaline rush of checking the Top 25 list every Sunday.
6. We just don’t have enough things to bitch about without the BCS.
7. NCAA Football 12 actually has a lot of improvements over previous video games — we just can’t enjoy it fully without actual games happening in the background

8.With the Supwitchugirl guys graduated and onto life after school, we need a new group to give us this year’s anthem.
9. Chip’s been losing weight lately; with another year of solid running up and down the sidelines, he should be positively fit.
10. More money quotes from Cliff “Kash Money” Harris.
Remember to keep an eye out for Duck Season, our preseason look at the 2011 BCS National Championship runners-up, coming out on August 15.