Nothing annoys me more than witnessing fellow females who refuse to acknowledge the change of season. No venue more acutely demonstrates this as the campus hangout, Taylor’s Bar and Grille.
I had my first Taylor’s experience only a few weeks ago on the night of my 21st birthday. Since my freshman year, I have heard morning-after stories about Taylor’s that reference raucous verbal spitouts and females singing karaoke while spattering, “I am sooo drunk right now.”
But upon taking my first tequila shot of the evening, I surveyed the scene. There seemed to be an abnormally high male to female ratio, but no real “raging.” I surveyed the young women in the room and, in utter confusion, asked myself why all of them were wearing skin-baring attire in bitter fall temperatures?
Everywhere I turned I spotted thong sandals, backless halter tops and bare legs.
My religious views on Facebook declare “No white after Labor Day,” one of my strongest wardrobe convictions, and I think this rule provides a good starting point for women to follow. But here is a comprehensive list of basic fashion rules to follow for winter:
1. No sandals allowed.
There is a reason that shoe stores only sell closed-toe shoes beginning in early September. It is not practical to wear summer sandals in cold, overcast weather and the rain; it turns your toes purple.
2. Layer your dresses, skirts, shorts and skorts.
Though I tend to loathe leggings, I would rather see someone make an attempt to clothe herself rather than reveal more pasty skin. Tights are available in every color, texture and pattern to complement winter outfits, so there are no excuses.
3. Fold away all spaghetti straps, halters and tube tops.
OK, girls, I understand if you want to look cute on a night out on the town, maybe impress some men, I get it. But do so with class. You can dress sexy while covering yourself. A miracle? Not really. All the most influential style icons of the last century have seamlessly transitioned wardrobe changes without lowering their level of sleaze. Your tank and miniskirt are not contingent on your social identity, trust me.
4. At the very least, carry a jacket.
Even if you cannot bear to cover your arms while sitting on Taylor’s porch, carry a warm clothing item with you just in case. You will most likely throw on the cardigan when your arms start shaking and goosebumps appear.
This is end of my rant. I don’t mean to offend anyone, but I do hope to safeguard your well-being by encouraging you to adapt to the temperature changes. Pretty soon rain, frost and possibly snow will prevail. Don’t be left half-naked in the cold. Wear a jacket.
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