For all you upcoming graduates who aren’t prepared for the amount of times your mom’s friends from high school and annoying uncles are going to ask you what your post-grad plans are–the Emerald staff has put together a list of possible answers that are sure to prevent you from ever being bothered again.

• “Puttin’ in four more years.”
• “Probz hittin’ up Taylor’s for dollar beers.”
• “The best plan is no plan.”
• “I’m a free spirit, Imma do what I want!”
• “I’m freelancing for any paper.”
• “Travel the world for six months.”
• “What are yours?” and imply that they haven’t done anything with their lives.
• “I don’t know, when are you going to fix your roots?”
• “Well, I was really hoping to become a washed up soccer mom…So we’ll see how that goes.”
• “Rehab.” Then walk away.
• “Well, I sent some audition tapes to the Bachelor.”
• “I don’t have any.”
• “Your guess is as good as mine.”
• “My audition tape for Survivor is coming along. Who needs a job when you can get that cash?”
• “Going to backpack through Europe once I reach my goal on GoFundMe.”
• “Just waiting for my rap demo to blow up.”
• “Recreating every Game of Thrones episode with legos.”